radical-illusion: lris: beanigirl: STOP SCROLLING AND PUT YOUR MOUSE OVER THIS ALSO THIS AND THIS AND THIS
bigman13ks: james is looking good in white oh there are dots on his shirt wait…are those hearts? …
sassamune: do you ever stare at your dash and go “how can i get involved in that. i want to be friends too.”
Somebody should troll me or something
Mom: Are you going to cry when your idol gets married?
Me: I'll probably get teary-eyed, yes, looking at him from across the aisle...
SOMEONE TROLL ME DAMMIT
bitches-be-schmidtten: I AM BEGGING YOU
bitches-be-schmidtten: I can has a Kendall anon? pretty please?
Ask me stuff! Reblog for questions!
1: What's your ringtone?
2: Last time you went to the bathroom?
3: What type of phone do you have?
4: Photography or music?
5: Have you ever made an explosion? If so, what's the story?
6: Do you drink coffee or tea on a regular basis? If so, which and what kind?
7: Favorite fruit?
8: Have you ever wanted to be a part of a foreign exchange program?
9: Things to yell during sex?
10: On a scale of 1-10, what would you rate yourself and why?
11: Favorite pair of socks?
12: Sexual orientation?
13: Have you ever picked a lock?
14: Warm or cold weather?
15: Do you have any loved ones in the military?
16: Do you watch Doctor Who?
17: Favorite author?
18: Have you ever been given oral?
19: Play any video games?
20: Would you date me?
21: How many people have you had sex with?
22: Do you have any siblings?
23: Last thing you ate?
24: Play any instruments?
25: Who do you ship?
26: What fandoms are you a part of?
27: Favorite Disney movie?
28: Do you believe in ghosts?
29: Does it annoy you when people kiss in public?
30: What's the most beautiful girl's name you've heard?
31: How often do you check your Facebook account?
32: Have you ever been to Disneyland?
33: Do you have a nickname? If so, what is it and how did you get it?
34: Do you wish you were the opposite sex? Why?
35: Are you good at whistling?
36: Are you dressed fashionably today?
37: What is one thing that many people don't know about you?
38: If you could change any aspect of your personality, what would it be?
39: What's the worst nightmare you've ever had?
40: What do you usually do with your friends?
41: Do you like to cook?
42: Who has had the most influence in your life?
43: Would you like to be famous?
44: Have you ever been swimming while it was snowing?
45: Have you ever called your boyfriend or girlfriend by the wrong name?
46: If you were going to listen to a song to before you died, what song would it be? Why?
47: Can you tell me about a problem you have now?
48: What do you think is the color for happiness?
49: What would you do if you were told you had one month to live?
50: What is the best age to get married?
Could I possibly get a Kendall or Logan anon? ;D
reblog and see what you get
itstaylorrbitch: c4ptainfaggot: didyoureadmyblogyet: Red - I love you. Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. Yellow - You’re amazing. Peach - You’re pretty. Blue - I want to get to know you. Purple - You’re hot. Brown - I would fuck you. Green - I would date you. Black - I hate you. White - Delete your tumblr. Violet - FACEBOOK PLEASE.
DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS WANTING TO FUCK KENDALL SCHMIDT EVERYDAY BUT YOU CAN’T CAUSE HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW OF YOUR EXISTENCE WELL ITS REALLY FUCKING HARD I JUST WANT TO FEEL HIS SWEATY, BLUBBERY BODY FLAILING ON ME IS THAT TOO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK JESUS CHRIST MARY AND JOSEPH
holyschmidt-imdopesauce: Staying for Kendall was the worst/best decision I ever made
bigtimecrushes: almost feel like kendall posted that pic for his mom DON’T WORRY MOM I’M EATING HEALTHY LOOK AT THIS SALAD I’M OK
kendall-schmidt-happens: Kendall’s new found crazy arm muscles give me heart palpitations UNFFF.
Honesty Hour. BTR Edition. Bring it on.
Big Time Rush on tv:
normal people: oh hey, isnt that big time rush?
me: *rolls on the floor* OH MY GOD MY BABIES! EVERYONE SHUT UP
thedoctorsimpalaofthrones: Kendall talking about making it rain. James asking people to come shower with him. Carlos asking if anyone’s ready to get wet. Pretty sure Logan’s busying himself with something wet right now. WHY ARE YOU ON NICKELODEON OMG.
Kendall Schmidt is a filthy hippie.
ohyeahbtrboys: Cased closed. Bring in the dancing lobsters
never-as-far-away-as-it-may-seem: We all know who took that picture of Kendall
When I have a daughter, and if she has a special...
ssweaterweather: have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other
During Atlanta's soundcheck:
Girl: James, do you have an instagram?
James: I don't have one.
Kendall: SOMEONE here is really into instagram...*looks at Carlos*
Carlos: :D Yeah....we all have instagram, though!
Kendall: We do?
Logan: I don't.
James: I'll get an instagram when it starts being cool :)
merceedez: plot twist: kendall was selected to play spiderman but he turned it down because he had a more mature role on Nickelodeon.
Reblog if you have less than 1,000 followers
tumblr nobodies, UNITE!! i think you mean… ASSEMBLE.
brittneypena: Can someone fly me out to San Diego because Tyler Posey is at Comic Con and I just want to meet him and get a hug and a picture and sigh ;~; Feel free to fly me out there too! I wanna see my bby Dylan ;D
geargie: original photo SORRY I’M NOT SORRY